I just fucked your pigeon

I just fucked your pigeon.

# FAQ

## What does this mean?

The amount of semen (cum) inside your pigeon and floor has increased by one (1).

## Why did you do this?

There are several reasons I may deem a pigeon to be unworthy of sexual penetration. These include, but are not limited to:

* Small beak and small eyes,
* Cooing,
* Hot legs and wings. 🥵

## Did you confiscate my pigeon?

No – not yet. But you should refrain from showing your hot pigeon around in the future. Otherwise I will be forced to issue an additional sexual intercourse, which may put your pigeon and I in a more serious relationship.

## I don’t believe my pigeon deserved a sexual encounter. Can you un-fuck it?

Sure, mistakes happen. But only in exceedingly rare circumstances will I undo a pigeon intercourse. If you would like to issue an appeal, shoot me a private message explaining what I got wrong. I tend to respond to Madghosts PMs within several minutes. Do note, however, that over 99.9% of pigeon fucking appeals are rejected, and yours is likely no exception.

## How can I prevent this from happening in the future?

Accept the relationship and move on. But learn from this mistake: your pigeon will not be single for life. I will continue to have deep and passionate sex with your pigeon while we are in love. Remember: Possessing a pigeon is an opportunity, not an obligation.

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  1. I just fucked your pigeon.

    # FAQ

    ## What does this mean?

    The amount of semen (cum) inside your pigeon and floor has increased by one (1).

    ## Why did you do this?

    There are several reasons I may deem a pigeon to be unworthy of sexual penetration. These include, but are not limited to:

    * Small beak and small eyes,
    * Cooing,
    * Hot legs and wings. 🥵

    ## Did you confiscate my pigeon?

    No – not yet. But you should refrain from showing your hot pigeon around in the future. Otherwise I will be forced to issue an additional sexual intercourse, which may put your pigeon and I in a more serious relationship.

    ## I don’t believe my pigeon deserved a sexual encounter. Can you un-fuck it?

    Sure, mistakes happen. But only in exceedingly rare circumstances will I undo a pigeon intercourse. If you would like to issue an appeal, shoot me a private message explaining what I got wrong. I tend to respond to Reddit PMs within several minutes. Do note, however, that over 99.9% of pigeon fucking appeals are rejected, and yours is likely no exception.

    ## How can I prevent this from happening in the future?

    Accept the relationship and move on. But learn from this mistake: your pigeon will not be single for life. I will continue to have deep and passionate sex with your pigeon while we are in love. Remember: Possessing a pigeon is an opportunity, not an obligation.

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