I just witnessed a pigeon murder

Just like everyday, today was a normal day. I was walking down the street when I saw that thing in the alleyway. Some motherfucka was fucking a pigeon right there. I saw him and give him the 😱😱🀨🀨😳😳 look. (I was also sad because some black man was losing his virginity to a pigeon before meπŸ˜”πŸ˜”). After he came the pigeon started cooing and the man removed his mask and it turns out it was a amogus imposter 😱😱. He killed the pigeon and vented away. I reported this to my friend in the Florida police department and they took in the pigeon for some “research”
#JusticeForHotPigeons

#witnessed #pigeon #murder

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