I looked at my asshole in the reflection of a hand mirror and it spoke to me

It said… “you wanna know how I got these scars Batman?”

Should I get tested for an STI?
Am I supposed to live with my talking asshole?
Is there a medicine for this?
Should it pay rent?
The voice was pretty spot on, I bet it could get a job as a joker impersonator

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