I made a list on how each of Hotline Miami 1 character’s farts could smell like according to Scientific Research on Flatulence.

Bum: Smells like boogers and shit mixed.
He clearly never wipes.

Jacket: Smells like a normal fart, but there is something brutal and angry too

Femboy who Jacket saves in decadence: They and Jacket have anal sex daily when Jacket is not killing Russians, so their farts smell like a sweaty cock.

Producer: He eats potato chips daily, scrolls Madghosts, fucks Femboy who Jacket saves in decadence, and never touched grass, so his farts smell like diabetes.

Russian moster 35: He can’t fart because Jacket stuffed a baseball bat inside his anal while on a killing spree.

Richard: Smells like a normal fart, but there is something weird and mysterious too

Don Juan: She and Richard have anal sex daily when Jacket is not in the weird hallucination room with them, so her farts smell like a sweaty cock.

Rasmus: He can’t fart because Richard stuffed a bottlecap inside his anal after Jacket left the weird hallucination room

Biker: Got buttraped by Jacket in Phone Hom. His farts smell like a sweaty cock.

Beard: His farts smell like a fetus, before Beard gives birth to Richter in his shop after Crackdown level and dies at the same time.

Jake, Carl, Earl and Jones: Smells like a dead body to me.
Ninja girlfriend in the Showdown level: Girls don’t fart.

The panther number 1 in Showdown level: Pretty bad, I wouldn’t sniff again

The panther number 2 in Showdown level: Pretty good, I would sniff again.

The Son but old in Showdown level: Really shady and manic. His farts smell like any movie or video game antagonist.

Old hag in Showdown level: Smells like a rusty old ass.

Dennis Wedin: I haven’t reached Resolution level yet

Jonatan Söderström: I haven’t reached Resolution level yet

This post took me 2 hours too make, so I’d like an upvote. Comment down below if I missed a character.

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