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Bum: Smells like boogers and shit mixed.
He clearly never wipes.
Jacket: Smells like a normal fart, but there is something brutal and angry too
Femboy who Jacket saves in decadence: They and Jacket have anal sex daily when Jacket is not killing Russians, so their farts smell like a sweaty cock.
Producer: He eats potato chips daily, scrolls Madghosts, fucks Femboy who Jacket saves in decadence, and never touched grass, so his farts smell like diabetes.
Russian moster 35: He can’t fart because Jacket stuffed a baseball bat inside his anal while on a killing spree.
Richard: Smells like a normal fart, but there is something weird and mysterious too
Don Juan: She and Richard have anal sex daily when Jacket is not in the weird hallucination room with them, so her farts smell like a sweaty cock.
Rasmus: He can’t fart because Richard stuffed a bottlecap inside his anal after Jacket left the weird hallucination room
Biker: Got buttraped by Jacket in Phone Hom. His farts smell like a sweaty cock.
Beard: His farts smell like a fetus, before Beard gives birth to Richter in his shop after Crackdown level and dies at the same time.
Jake, Carl, Earl and Jones: Smells like a dead body to me.
Ninja girlfriend in the Showdown level: Girls don’t fart.
The panther number 1 in Showdown level: Pretty bad, I wouldn’t sniff again
The panther number 2 in Showdown level: Pretty good, I would sniff again.
The Son but old in Showdown level: Really shady and manic. His farts smell like any movie or video game antagonist.
Old hag in Showdown level: Smells like a rusty old ass.
Dennis Wedin: I haven’t reached Resolution level yet
Jonatan Söderström: I haven’t reached Resolution level yet
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