I MUST SHIT MYSELF

Its hour 72. My rectum is imploding. My bowels are in a state of unending excruciating pain. My asscheeks have been budged so widely by the sheer amount of shit stored inside of me.

But it won’t come out. Anything I try is valiant yet useless. 200ml of lube, 500ml of lube, 2L of Vaseline and yet the wall of shit is left unbudged. I don’t care where i am or what im doing anymore. I hereby dedicate this chapter of my life to getting me to shit myself. No matter the mental, physical and social cost. Everyone I know is distancing themselves from me because of my unresponsiveness because of my focus on shitting myself. But i don’t care. I. WILL. SHIT. MYSELF.

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  1. Its hour ⏳⏱🕐 72 ❤. My rectum 🍑 is imploding. My bowels ⛓ are in a state 👌 of unending excruciating 🏧 pain 😡. My asscheeks 🍑 have been budged so widely 🐘 by the sheer 😁 amount 🔢📉 of shit 🔫👌👀 stored 🔄 inside 💠 of me.

    But 🍑 it won’t come 💦 out. Anything 😯 I 👁 try 😐 is valiant 👅🅱 yet 😇 useless 🚫. 200ml of lube 🙊💦😩, 500ml of lube 🙊💦😩, 2L of Vaseline 🍆💦 and yet 👇👀 the wall 🧱🎶🎵 of shit 💩 is left 👈🚶 unbudged. I 👁 don’t care 💅 where i 👁 am or what im 😼👌💥 doing anymore 🔥. I 👁 hereby ℹ dedicate 🕵♂ this chapter 1️⃣ of my life 💓 to getting 🉐 me to shit 👌 myself. No 🚫 matter 🙅 the mental 🤯, physical 👊 and social 📖 cost 💰💸. Everyone 👥 I 👁 know 🤔 is distancing 👯 themselves from me because of my unresponsiveness because of my focus 🔎 on 🔛 shitting 💩🍆😷 myself. But 🍑 i 👁 don’t care 😘. I 👁. WILL. SHIT 💩. MYSELF.

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