I don’t know how it happened, but somehow I ended up with the Empire State Building lodged up my ass. It was quite a painful experience, let me tell you. I had to go to the hospital and have it removed surgically.
It’s been a few years now and I still can’t believe how it happened. I was visiting New York City and decided to go to the top of the Empire State Building. I don’t know if it was the excitement of being at the top or what, but next thing I know, I felt something large and pointy enter my backside.
It took a while for me to realize what had happened. I tried to reach back there to grab it and pull it out, but it was too far up. I was in a lot of pain and knew I needed to get to a hospital.
Thankfully, I was able to get help and was taken to the ER. The doctors were able to remove the Empire State Building from my ass and I was on my way.
It’s been a few years since that incident, but I still can’t believe it happened. I’m just glad I’m okay and that I can look back on it and laugh.
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