I own a musket for abortion

I own a musket for abortion, since that’s what the founding fathers intended. Four pregnant damsels barge into my clinic. “The usual, madams?” I say as I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first uterus, fetus is dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second wench, miss her entirely because it’s smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, “Tally ho lasses” the grape shot shreds two wombs in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix coat hanger and charge the last terrified wench. She bleeds out waiting on the ambulance to arrive since triangular coat hanger wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended.

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