I recently got out of prison and thought it was a great experience.

I recently got out of prison and thought it was a great experience.

I (23 F) got sent to prison because of weed. I’m not going to go into too much detail but I was mixing with the wrong crowd and got involved in illegal stuff. This was the first time I’d ever been arrested so I was a nervous wreck. I was sentenced to six months in prison and I was told that sentence could be shaved off for good behaviour.

Prison itself was kind of dull and very monotonous. There’d occasionally be classes and stuff but they were mostly boring. Food was pretty crap, best way I could describe it is like school dinners but somehow worse. Food seemed reheated rather than fresh, that kind of thing.

My feelings changed when I saw the warden for the first time. I thought he’d be this big ugly skinhead looking dude, but holy shit I was wrong. He was fucking adorable. He was about 5’10” and I’m guessing around 150 lbs. Early to mid 40’s, clean shaven with curly short brown hair that looked very neat and he had these massive big blue eyes that were really round. His skin looked super smooth and he had thick lips. He was wearing old fashioned looking glasses that looked slightly too big for his face and he spoke with a mild lisp. His voice was surprisingly high pitched and not intimidating at all. His ears were slightly pointy at the tips and along with his face I thought he almost looked like an elf. As soon as I saw him it was like I felt I wanted to be with him. On one occasion when I saw him he pulled an inhaler out of his pocket and I don’t know why, but I found it so cute! I looked forward to seeing him ever since. Demeanour wise he had the weirdest sense of humor I’ve ever seen.

He was one of the cutest men I’ve ever seen. My State has executions so I think it’s reasonable to assume he has actually killed people before. Fuck I miss him why am I like this


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