I sat on a plate of hot ribs once.

I sat on a plate of hot ribs once. I was completely naked from the waste down unfortunately. The ribs were left on a couch and it was dark. They were insanely hot and they burnt my butt cheeks, my anus, my taint, my balls and the tip of my penis. We all had to β€˜hand squeegee’ the bbq sauce of my burning genitals and it ruined the carpet.
The ribs were ruined as well. We still ate them but they were not the same.

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  1. I once sat on a plate of hot ribs. I was completely naked from the waste unfortunately. The ribs were on a sofa and dark. They were crazy hot and burned my cheeks of the ass, my anus, my paint, my balls and the tip of my penis. We all had to handle the bbq sauce of my fiery genitals and ruined the carpet.
    The ribs were also ruined. We still ate them but they weren’t the same.

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