I saw this gem on r/teenagers

I got my d1ck stuck.

So hypothetically what if I put my penis into a ketchup
bottle and it won’t get out. I can’t feel it anymore and it
won’t stop being hard. I don’t know how long I can
survive I don’t want to go to the hospital because all of
Alabama would know me as the guy who lost his penis
to a ketchup bottle. I won’t be able to pleasure my sister anymore.


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