I think I gave a horse a boner

So at sleepaway camp there were some horses grazing in a field nearby and some perverted weird mfs were staring at their literal horse cocks which were flaccid So to put on a show I, also being a perverted weird mf, jokingly twerked at the horse; I then proceeded to moan repeatedly and got on my knees and mimed sucking someone off, making gagging noises as I did so (in retrospect this sounds weird af but in my defense I was buzzed on mugwort at the time) Anyway the horse’s cock then got hard as it watched my performance, growing to about 20 inches. I laughed my ass off.

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  1. So at sleepaway camp there were some horses grazing in a field nearby and some perverted weird mfs were staring at their literal horse cocks which were flaccid So to put on a show I, also being a perverted weird mf, jokingly twerked at the horse; I then proceeded to moan repeatedly and got on my knees and mimed sucking someone off, making gagging noises as I did so (in retrospect this sounds weird af but in my defense I was buzzed on mugwort at the time) Anyway the horse’s cock then got hard as it watched my performance, growing to about 20 inches. I laughed my ass off.

    What is wrong with me

  2. So some horses in the rest of the camp were variable in the surrounding area and some strange changes were looking at so literal horse cox that were panakkid so that to put in a show I also distorted a strange muff, which quickly turned out to be tempted on the horse; Then again and again went on to Gouron and I put on the knees and I saw that someone got swept, which led to the noise of gagging I laughed my vein.

    What about me?

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