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My brother and I have very similar names. We both live at home and are in our early twenties. So when we got an amazon delivery to our house today, I opened it not realising it was for him, not me.
It had a dildo in it.
He has a girlfriend and has not come out as bisexual. I’ve ripped the packaging so I can’t pretend that I didn’t open it. Should I just throw it away and pretend I never saw it?
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It has a very similar name. Both live in the house and are in our times. Therefore, when we use amazonki to this day, I opened it for him.
He was dildo.
She is a girl and is not considered a bisexual woman. I don’t know that I’m not going to make it. When she refused, she did not see her.
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