i used butter as lube for sex but i ended up burning my partners clit pls help (from 4chan)

ok this is what happening, my parents are out with family friends, and theyll be back any minute so i need your help Heres some background: see, volunteer my sisters softball team (im 20, the girls are 18) and whatever yea i met this girl, her name is Alison, and were going out for a while. We have alot in common, sometimes i help her with homework. I helped her on her english essay and she still got a D. This is because the teacher is a prick … anyways So she came over like an hour ago, and i really want to lose my virginity, so i ask her to have sex “no, no i cant, its not right” she said, but i told her “dont worry i know what im doing, ill be done in like 10 seconds, plus ill give you 2 n64 games if you say yes” So i gave her Diddy Kong Racing, and have Ken Griffy Jr Baseball, and then she goes to my room. Shes a bit confused and scarred. Then i think to myself – yo i need lube right? Cuz i heard you guys on the vesti saying you need to lube up her clit otherwise it wont fit in properly. Ok so i have no lube, but i really want to lose my virginity – so i grab some butter from the fridge, but its cold, it wont melt – so i microwaved it for 8 minutes, and then i poured it in a glass and poured it on her cooter, now shes saying i burned it. I dont know what to do, my parents are going to be back any minute and shes crying in the bathroom plz help you guyz are relly smrat and please help me. Any idea how to shut her up? Should i give her another n64 game?

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  1. ok this is what happening, my parents are out with family friends, and theyll be back any minute so i need your help Heres some background: see, volunteer my sisters softball team (im 20, the girls are 18) and whatever yea i met this girl, her name is Alison, and were going out for a while. We have alot in common, sometimes i help her with homework. I helped her on her english essay and she still got a D. This is because the teacher is a prick … anyways So she came over like an hour ago, and i really want to lose my virginity, so i ask her to have sex “no, no i cant, its not right” she said, but i told her “dont worry i know what im doing, ill be done in like 10 seconds, plus ill give you 2 n64 games if you say yes” So i gave her Diddy Kong Racing, and have Ken Griffy Jr Baseball, and then she goes to my room. Shes a bit confused and scarred. Then i think to myself – yo i need lube right? Cuz i heard you guys on the vesti saying you need to lube up her clit otherwise it wont fit in properly. Ok so i have no lube, but i really want to lose my virginity – so i grab some butter from the fridge, but its cold, it wont melt – so i microwaved it for 8 minutes, and then i poured it in a glass and poured it on her cooter, now shes saying i burned it. I dont know what to do, my parents are going to be back any minute and shes crying in the bathroom plz help you guyz are relly smrat and please help me. Any idea how to shut her up? Should i give her another n64 game?

  2. ok this is what happening, my parents are out with family friends, and theyll be back any minute so i need your help Heres some background: see, volunteer my sisters softball team (im 20, the girls are 18) and whatever yea i met this girl, her name is Alison, and were going out for a while. We have alot in common, sometimes i help her with homework. I helped her on her english essay and she still got a D. This is because the teacher is a prick … anyways So she came over like an hour ago, and i really want to lose my virginity, so i ask her to have sex “no, no i cant, its not right” she said, but i told her “dont worry i know what im doing, ill be done in like 10 seconds, plus ill give you 2 n64 games if you say yes” So i gave her Diddy Kong Racing, and have Ken Griffy Jr Baseball, and then she goes to my room. Shes a bit confused and scarred. Then i think to myself – yo i need lube right? Cuz i heard you guys on the vesti saying you need to lube up her clit otherwise it wont fit in properly. Ok so i have no lube, but i really want to lose my virginity – so i grab some butter from the fridge, but its cold, it wont melt – so i microwaved it for 8 minutes, and then i poured it in a glass and poured it on her cooter, now shes saying i burned it. I dont know what to do, my parents are going to be back any minute and shes crying in the bathroom plz help you guyz are relly smrat and please help me. Any idea how to shut her up? Should i give her another n64 game?

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