I wanna fuck Lightning McQueen

I wanna fuck Lightning McQueen so bad. His exhaust pipe is so fucking big. Every single time we watch cars I bust immediately. I’m so fucking angry that I’ll never see a piece of ass like his, and I curse Disney for creating a hole that will never be able to be filled, damn this earthly hell that is having a conscience, being able to know damn well that metal ass will never get what it deserves, his piercing eyes stare back at me in shame of what I’ve done, in spite of what I lost, I wanna fuck Lightning McQueen so bad.

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  1. Either I’m dumb or this is a huge coincidence, bruh there’s a lightning McQueen image right above this post. But like I said, I could just be dumb or it could be an actual coincidence

  2. I 👁 wanna 🙏 fuck 🖕👦 Lightning ⛈ McQueen 🚘 so bad 👎. His 💦 exhaust 😩 pipe 🤤😱 is so fucking 😤🖕 big 😱. Every 💯 single ☝🏾1️⃣ time 🕐 we watch ⌚ cars 🚗 I 👁 bust 🚌 immediately 😤. I’m so fucking 🍆 angry 😡😠 that I’ll never 🚫 see 👀👉 a piece 🧩 of ass 🍑 like 💖 his 💦, and I 👁 curse ‼ Disney 💖 for creating 🔜 a hole 🕳 that will never 🙅🏾‍♀️ be able 💪🏼🧠 to be filled 💦😍, damn 😤 this earthly 🌎 hell 😵🔥✨ that is having a conscience 🤔, being able 💪 to know 💭 damn 💯 well 😦 that metal 🎤 ass 🍑 will never 🙅‍♀️🚫 get 🉐 what it deserves 🤴, his 💦 piercing 🌽 eyes 👀 stare 👀 back 🔙 at me in shame 😳 of what I’ve 🙋 done ✅, in spite 💁‍♀️ of what I 👁 lost 🏳, I 👥 wanna 🙈 fuck 👉 Lightning 🌩 McQueen 🚘 so bad 👎🔚.

  3. I wanna fuck Wightning McQueen so bad. His exhaust pipe is so fucking big. Evewy singwe time we watch caws I bust immediatewy. I’m so fucking angwy that I’ww nevew see a piece of ass wike his, and I cuwse Disney fow cweating a howe that wiww nevew be abwe to be fiwwed, damn this eawthwy heww that is having a conscience, being abwe to know damn weww that metaw ass wiww nevew get what it desewves, his piewcing eyes stawe back at me in shame of what I’ve done, in spite of what I wost, I wanna fuck Wightning McQueen so bad.

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