I wanna fuck Lightning McQueen so bad. His exhaust pipe is so fucking big. Every single time we watch cars I bust immediately. I’m so fucking angry that I’ll never see a piece of ass like his, and I curse Disney for creating a hole that will never be able to be filled, damn this earthly hell that is having a conscience, being able to know damn well that metal ass will never get what it deserves, his piercing eyes stare back at me in shame of what I’ve done, in spite of what I lost, I wanna fuck Lightning McQueen so bad.
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