I can’t stand it anymore. Every time I drive by the Lockmart headquarters I get a massive erection. I’ve seen literally every rule 34 post there is of F-35 chan online. My dreams are nothing but constant fucking sex with F-35 chan. I’m sick of waking up every morning with six nuts in my boxers and knowing that those are nuts that should’ve been busted inside of F-35 Chan’s tight internal weapons bay. I want her to have my mutant human/5th gen multirole fighter babies. Fuck, the fucking 121st Fighter Squadron caught me with their F-16. I’d dressed it in radar absorbing material and went to fucking town. They’ve set up pictures of me at every single checkpoint and I’m worried they’re gonna shoot me if I try to get in again. I might not ever get to see F-35s again.
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