“I want you motherfuckers to see something. You know what this is? This is the handle to my fuckin’ two-ton jack. Solid fuckin’ steel.
You know why it’s up front, in the front seat, and not in the back where my jack is? ‘Cuz if you fuck with me, you’re going to get it to the fuckin’ head. That’s why.
That’s why you fucking pussies don’t fuck with people in real life. You have to fuck with people on the internet, because we’ll fuckin’ take you out.
‘Cuz if you dared to fuckin’ come up to me, in person, in real life, and fucking say shit to my face…. this is what you’re going to get – I’m gonna hop out of the fuckin’ van with this in my hand, and I’m gonna fuckin’ hit you in the head as hard as I fuckin’ can and fuckin’ crack your skull open and have your brains laying on the fuckin’ ground, motherfuckers.
So yeah – fuck with me. Come find me. Y’all know I’m in Morgantown West Virginia. Yeah you fuckin’ fat ass motherfucker. I don’t care if you’re a fuckin’ lawyer. I bet you can’t even fuckin’ breathe outside your fuckin’ office, you fucking 500, 600 lb motherfucker.
Better fuckin’ thank God I fuckin’ moved back home.
‘Cuz I would… mmm. Right in your fucking skull.
You fuckin’ pussies actually fuckin’ whine about me quitting the game that you fuckin’ bullied me off of. You fuckin’ attack me, you bully me off the game, then it’s ‘Wah, boo-hoo, She just deleted her account, wah’. You’re such a fuckin’ pussy ass mother fucker – you’re actually complaining that the person you bullied, left.
This is for everyone who fuckin’ wants to see moves.
You think I don’t look like much. Take the first shot if you fuckin’ dare, because that’s what I fucking learned in ju-jitsu.
Block. Or I can go lower. Right to the fuckin’ balls.
That’s the thing. I’m short. I can get low to the ground and you can’t fuckin’ hit me.
Want to try it? Bring it, motherfuckers. Bring it – you see my house, you see where I fuckin’ live – bring it. Man, I wish I fuckin’ had something to hit. Ah, fuckin’ A.”