I was walking on the street today and some young dude approached me. He asked “excuse me, do you want a creampie?” I asked “like here? right now?” He said “yeah I want to give you a creampie.”
Normally I’m too shy for public sex or affection but there was no one around and he was pretty hot, so I ripped his pants off, bent him over and violently put it in his ass. I started fucking the shit out of him and he was crying, begging me to stop but I thought it was all role play. When he offered me a creampie, I interpreted that as him giving me consent. For some reason, he kept repeating “it’s a prank bro, it’s a prank” as he cried.
I came inside him in like 30 seconds and he dropped to the ground sobbing. I asked if I was too rough and he said “it was supposed to be a prank, creampie” holding an oatmeal creampie in his hand. At this point I realized he was one of those YouTube pranksters and did not want sex. I apologized, but IMO you can’t go around offering people a “creampie” and expect another outcome.
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