IAM๐Ÿ˜“๐Ÿ˜ซ๐Ÿ˜ค๐Ÿซฃ NOT๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿคฎ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿ˜˜ CRAZY ๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ค๐Ÿ˜ฎโ€๐Ÿ’จ๐Ÿคฌ๐Ÿ™„

I am๐Ÿ™‹โ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ˜ค๐Ÿซฃ๐Ÿ˜“ not๐Ÿ˜ผ๐Ÿค๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ˜ค๐Ÿซฃ crazy!๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿฅฒ๐Ÿ˜ค I know๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿคซ๐Ÿค” he๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿป๐Ÿ–• swapped๐Ÿ˜ฎ๐Ÿ˜ฆ๐Ÿ˜ ๐Ÿ˜ ๐Ÿ˜ค those๐Ÿค”๐Ÿคซ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿป numbers๐Ÿ˜ฆ๐Ÿ˜ฎ. I knew it๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ’ฏ was 1216๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿค. One after Magna Carta๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ˜ก. As if I could ever make such a mistake๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ™‹โ€โ™‚๏ธ. Never๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿ™…๐Ÿ™…. Never๐Ÿ™‹โ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ™…๐Ÿ˜ก! I just๐Ÿฅฒ๐Ÿฅฒ๐Ÿซฃ โ€“ I just couldnโ€™t prove it๐Ÿ˜ค๐Ÿ˜ค๐Ÿ˜ ๐Ÿฅฒ. He covered his tracks๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ’€, he got that idiot at the copy shop to lie for him๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ–•๐Ÿ–•๐Ÿ–•๐Ÿ˜ก. You think this is something?๐Ÿ˜ค๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ–• You think this is bad?๐Ÿคญ๐Ÿคญ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿค” This? This chicanery?๐Ÿคฎ๐Ÿคฎ๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿ–• Heโ€™s done worse.๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ˜ค๐Ÿ–•๐Ÿ–•๐Ÿ–•๐Ÿคฎ That billboard!๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿป๐Ÿซก Are you telling me that a man just happens to fall like that?๐Ÿค”๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿป No!๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ™…๐Ÿ–• *He* orchestrated it!๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿคฎ๐Ÿคฎ๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ค๐Ÿ˜ค Jimmy! He *defecated*๐Ÿ’ฉ๐Ÿ’ฉ๐Ÿฅต๐Ÿฅด through a *sunroof*!๐Ÿ˜ฅ๐Ÿ˜ฅ๐Ÿ˜ข๐Ÿฅฑ And I saved him!๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿซก๐Ÿ’€ And I shouldnโ€™t have.๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ–•๐Ÿ–•๐Ÿ–•๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก I took him into my own firm!๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿป What was I *thinking*?๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก Heโ€™ll never change.๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ–•๐Ÿ–•๐Ÿ–•๐Ÿ™… Heโ€™ll *never* change!๐Ÿ™…๐Ÿ™…๐Ÿ™…๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ–•๐Ÿ–•๐Ÿ–• Ever since he was 9,9๏ธโƒฃ๐Ÿคฎ๐Ÿคฎ๐Ÿ’ฉ *always* the same!๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ–•๐Ÿ–•๐Ÿ™… Couldnโ€™t keep his hands out of the cash drawer!๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿป๐Ÿ–•๐Ÿ–•๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜  But not our Jimmy!๐Ÿฅบ๐Ÿฅฐ๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿฅฐ๐Ÿคฉ๐Ÿคฉ๐Ÿ˜ Couldnโ€™t be precious *Jimmy*!๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ™…๐Ÿฅต Stealing them blind!๐Ÿ–•๐Ÿ–•๐Ÿ’ฉ๐Ÿ’ฉ๐Ÿ™…๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ˜ก And *HE* gets to be a lawyer?๐Ÿคฎ๐Ÿคฎ๐Ÿคฎ๐Ÿคฎ๐Ÿ’ฉ๐Ÿ’ฉ๐Ÿ’ฉ๐Ÿ™…๐Ÿ–• What a sick joke!๐Ÿคฎ๐Ÿ’ฉ๐Ÿ’ฉ I shouldโ€™ve stopped him when I had the chance!๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ˜“๐Ÿ˜“๐Ÿ˜ผ๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿคฎ
โ€ฆAnd you, you *have* to stop him!๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ™ Youโ˜๏ธโ˜๏ธ๐Ÿคณ๐Ÿคฎ๐Ÿคฎ๐Ÿ–•


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