If you jerk off in class, stop.

If you jerk off in class, stop.

If you jerk off in class, stop. Wait til class is done, you’re home, in your room, and then you can masturbate. Less risks of being caught, less making the people around you uncomfortable, and less public indecency. If you do this in class, go to horny jail and stop. Just fucking stop. I hate public school. Teens, if you’re reading this, don’t do this. It’s creepy, illegal, and objectively wrong.

Edit: Alright a few people wanted to know why I posted this. I saw it happen and I’ve been creeped out since it happened (Wednesday) so I’m gonna tell the story:

I was in school. It was an average day. I was sitting doing math when I suddenly get an urge to lol to my left. I can’t explain it but I just knew I had to look to my left. I saw some kid in my class (I’ll call him Dave) masturbating to another student (Let’s call her Lily). Her friend saw Dave and told Lily. She was scared but kept quiet until class ended (She probably didn’t want to disturb class). At the end of class she told the teacher who got PISSED and made him go to the principals office. He is currently suspended and I heard he was grounded too. I wish this story was fake. High School where I live is one weird fuckin place.

I’ve seen it so much yet when I see it it’s still somehow a surprise. It’s not extremely rare but it’s not common. Fuck you Dave.

Edit 2: Alright everyone I gotta go to school in 20 minutes I can answer a few more comments!


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