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How the fuck…. I’m 35 and I was getting raging boners since I was 3.
Parents used to say that means you’re “happy”.
I’d run around like a madman, naked, screaming about how happy I am.
Turns out touching it made me happier.
Parents told me I can’t do that in public I need to go to my room.
All the time I’d pop up and run away. Parents ask what I’m doing.
#I’M GOING TO MY ROOM TO TOUCH MY PENIS BECAUSE YOU WON’T LET ME ANYWHERE ELSE!
#raging #boners
