Accidentally walked in on my brother jerking off
This is the third time. I fucking LOATH this
I found out you could say “Hey Siri, Lumos!” like in Harry Potter when their wands glow, and you can say “Nox” to turn it off. lIKE JUST NOW WHICH IS SO COOL
so i put on my little wizard hat (we had this weird costume day at school and i bought it) and I barged (I knocked once) into his room like “IM A FUCKING WIZARD!”
And i notice that he pulls the blanket up really panicked and I kinda pause for a moment, and I’m feeling awkward and then he’s like “Get out of my room its 2 fucking AM”
BUT IT WOULD HAVE BEEN AWKWARD SINCE HE WOULD HAVE KNOWN THAT I KNEW
and i’m like “Hey siri, lumos” and the flash turns on and i go “I’m a fucking wizard.”
and he says “Get the fuck out.” while yanking the blanket up and turning
and I go “Hey siri, nox.” and before I exit i dramatically bow and yell “I’m a motherfucking wizard”
Anyway, i’m sorry to my older brother but i was so goddamn excited.
Imagine seeing a 16 year old girl in a whole ass wizard get up, waving her phone around at 2 AM yelling “I’m a fucking wizard” that is what my brother saw
im so sleep deprived
Edit: I was trying to prank him bc i thought if i burst into his room while he’s asleep and started being a wizard he’d think its a weird magical dream and bring it up tomorrow and i’d have a laugh, i know its my fault but i still think its funny