Throwaway for obvious reasons.
So I went to the flea market and found some cool stuff like a Didgeridoo and an old Gameboy advance. But something else struck me. A microscope for only 5 bucks.
It was in great condition and still had all the little extras since it was made for kids. As soon as I got home, i needed to examine everything. So I grabbed a thin slice of cucumber, and than a leaf. I was astonished how well it worked given that it was for kids. I then used a drop of blood, and you could see the red blood cells in all their glory.
So I thought what every guy probably would have done. I know it’s no nut November, but i was eager to look at my future children while they were still inside my balls. So I pulled up a nice video from my girlfriend and started to masturbate. I managed it to catch all of my cum in a petri dish, and used a pipette to add a bit to the microscope slide. I was so excited.
As I slowly upped the magnification, i needed to adjust the focus. And there I saw my sperm. But it wasn’t moving. Not one bit. I was shocked and didn’t knew what to do. So I made an appointment at my urologist to make an infertility test. And now k know it officially that I’m indeed infertile. Sorry mom and dad, as an only child, it seems like out family genes end here.
TL;DR used a microscope to look at my semen, only to realize I’m infertile