i’m infertile

Throwaway for obvious reasons.

So I went to the flea market and found some cool stuff like a Didgeridoo and an old Gameboy advance. But something else struck me. A microscope for only 5 bucks.

It was in great condition and still had all the little extras since it was made for kids. As soon as I got home, i needed to examine everything. So I grabbed a thin slice of cucumber, and than a leaf. I was astonished how well it worked given that it was for kids. I then used a drop of blood, and you could see the red blood cells in all their glory.

So I thought what every guy probably would have done. I know it’s no nut November, but i was eager to look at my future children while they were still inside my balls. So I pulled up a nice video from my girlfriend and started to masturbate. I managed it to catch all of my cum in a petri dish, and used a pipette to add a bit to the microscope slide. I was so excited.

As I slowly upped the magnification, i needed to adjust the focus. And there I saw my sperm. But it wasn’t moving. Not one bit. I was shocked and didn’t knew what to do. So I made an appointment at my urologist to make an infertility test. And now k know it officially that I’m indeed infertile. Sorry mom and dad, as an only child, it seems like out family genes end here.

TL;DR used a microscope to look at my semen, only to realize I’m infertile

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  1. Throwaway ๐Ÿ†—๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿš for obvious ๐Ÿ™„ reasons ๐Ÿค”.

    So I ๐Ÿ‘ went ๐Ÿ’จ to the flea ๐Ÿ˜ก market ๐Ÿ“ˆ and found ๐Ÿ”Ž some cool ๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜… stuff ๐Ÿ’ฐ like ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘Œ a Didgeridoo and an old ๐Ÿง“๐Ÿ‘ด๐Ÿ‘ต Gameboy advance ๐ŸŽŠ. But ๐Ÿ‘ something ๐Ÿ˜… else ๐Ÿต๐Ÿ’‘๐Ÿ˜ค struck โšพ me. A microscope ๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€โš•๏ธ๐Ÿ”ฌ for only 5 ๐Ÿ”ณ bucks ๐Ÿ’ธ๐ŸฆŒ.

    It was in great ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘Œ condition ๐Ÿ˜ฉ and still ๐Ÿ™„ had all ๐Ÿ’ฏ the little ๐Ÿ‘ถ extras โž• since ๐Ÿ‘จ it was made ๐Ÿ‘‘ for kids ๐Ÿ‘ถ. As soon ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ”œ as I ๐Ÿ‘ got ๐Ÿ‰ home ๐Ÿ , i ๐Ÿ‘ฅ needed ๐Ÿ˜ซ to examine ๐Ÿ” everything ๐Ÿ’ฏ. So I ๐Ÿ‘ grabbed ๐Ÿผ a thin ๐Ÿ…ฑ slice ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ”ชโœŠ of cucumber ๐Ÿฅ’, and than a leaf ๐ŸŽบ๐ŸŒณ๐Ÿƒ. I ๐Ÿ‘ was astonished ๐Ÿ’ซ how well ๐Ÿ˜ค it worked ๐Ÿข given ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ™Œ that it was for kids ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿ‘ฆ. I ๐Ÿ‘ˆ๐Ÿ‘ then used โ™ฆ a drop ๐Ÿ’ง of blood ๐Ÿ’‰, and you ๐Ÿ‘ˆโ˜ could see ๐Ÿ‘ the red ๐Ÿ“› blood ๐Ÿ’‰๐Ÿ’ข cells ๐Ÿ“ฑ in all ๐Ÿ’ฏ their glory ๐Ÿ˜‡.

    So I ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ’ต thought ๐Ÿ’ญ what every ๐Ÿ’ฏ guy ๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿพ probably ๐Ÿ˜ป would have done โœ…. I ๐Ÿ‘ know ๐Ÿค” it’s no ๐Ÿ˜ฃ nut ๐ŸŒฐ November ๐Ÿ‚๐Ÿ, but ๐Ÿ‘ i ๐Ÿ‘ was eager ๐Ÿคค๐Ÿ‘ to look ๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ’ฆ at my future ๐Ÿ“… children ๐Ÿค“๐Ÿ‘ถ๐Ÿ‘ while they were still ๐Ÿ™„ inside ๐Ÿ’  my balls โšฝโšพ๐Ÿ€. So I ๐Ÿ‘ pulled ๐Ÿ˜ˆ up โฌ† a nice ๐Ÿ”ฅ video ๐Ÿ“ผ from my girlfriend ๐Ÿ’‘ and started ๐Ÿ’ข to masturbate ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ’ฆ. I ๐Ÿ‘ managed โ€ผ๐Ÿ˜ฎ it to catch ๐Ÿ™‹ all ๐Ÿ’ฏ of my cum ๐Ÿ’ฆ in a petri dish ๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿถ๐Ÿšฐ, and used ๐ŸŽถ a pipette to add ๐Ÿ˜ฐ a bit ๐Ÿ˜ to the microscope ๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€โš•๏ธ๐Ÿ”ฌ slide โ˜•. I ๐Ÿ‘ was so excited ๐Ÿ˜.

    As I ๐Ÿ‘ slowly ๐ŸŒ upped ๐Ÿ†™ the magnification ๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ”Ž, i ๐Ÿ‘ needed ๐Ÿ˜ซ๐Ÿค’ to adjust ๐Ÿ› ๐Ÿ”ง the focus ๐Ÿ”Ž. And there I ๐Ÿ‘ saw ๐Ÿ‘€ my sperm ๐Ÿ’ฆ. But ๐Ÿ‘ it wasn’t moving ๐Ÿšš. Not one ๐Ÿ˜ค bit ๐Ÿ˜. I ๐Ÿ‘ was shocked ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ต and didn’t knew ๐Ÿค” what to do. So I ๐Ÿ‘ made ๐Ÿ‘‘ an appointment โœ at my urologist to make ๐Ÿ–• an infertility ๐Ÿฆ–๐Ÿ๐Ÿœ test ๐Ÿ“. And now k ๐Ÿ”ซ๐Ÿ”ช know โ€ผ๐Ÿค” it officially ๐Ÿข that I’m ๐Ÿ‘Œ indeed โœ” infertile ๐Ÿฆ–๐Ÿ๐Ÿœ. Sorry ๐Ÿ™‡ mom ๐Ÿ‘ช and dad ๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿ‘”, as an only child ๐Ÿ‘ฆ๐Ÿ‘ง, it seems ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ˜ญ like ๐Ÿ‘ out family ๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€๐Ÿ‘งโ€๐Ÿ‘ฆ genes ๐Ÿ‘ช end ๐Ÿ”š here.

    TL;DR ๐Ÿ‘ˆ๐Ÿšช used ๐ŸŽถ a microscope ๐Ÿ”ฌ to look ๐Ÿ‘ at my semen ๐Ÿ’ฆ, only to realize ๐Ÿ’ก I’m ๐Ÿ’˜ infertile ๐Ÿฆ–๐Ÿ๐Ÿœ

  2. for clear reasons, skerra road.

    Therefore, I came on the dark market, and the didg events and older fun have been postponed. but I face other threats. 5 barrels of microscope.

    It is good, and it is still very small because children are taken. if you reach their homes, you must check all. I am therefore surprised that this is not left but. my efforts are good. I used a decrease in blood, and you can see all terrible blood cells.

    Therefore, I believe that every individual can do so. I am not cultivate 1919, but I am surprised that I stay on my planet and see my future. I therefore draw a good video from my female friends and begin to interfere. I have all my gestures in my post, and we are using a pipeline to increase my crossroads. I am heartened.

    I am slowly expanding and I need to redirect. I however see my pioneer. without re-imlocation. I am shocked and unknown. I am therefore committed to testing the contrary to my scientists. It is now known that I am fertile. He sees children only.

    (c) displays disarmament, demobilization and reintegration of my thinking and the use of microbials to achieve it.

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