I’m not saying anyone should ever commit indecent exposure, with the intent of shocking and disgusting innocent people.

**However,** if you are absolutely bound and determined to take out your cock and upset people with it? Well, you should press that meat-banana up against the porthole of a tourist submarine, while it’s underway.

There’s no better venue. And those motherfuckers paid to see the wonders of the deep. Ain’t nothing more wondrous than the ol’ six-inch, smallmouth trouser bass, in the wild.

EDIT: I don’t know why I specified the size of my own cock. I’m not gonna do this. I’m fucking terrified of deep water. I mean, I’ll go up in tall buildings and get into confined spaces, and anything else motherfuckers be afraid of…but fuck that deep water. If I can’t see the bottom, I’m fully out. Nuh-uh. No way. Fuck you.

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