I’m surprised that “Karen” isn’t a more popular porn category. Like, there’s so much potential.
Karen: “Excuse me, but do you have this milk in a different size? I need 2 liters, but you guys only have 1 liter!”
Guy who looks really young, but trust me, he’s an adult: “Umm… I’m not so sure, I’ll have to check in the back.”
Karen: “Ugh, hurry up then.”
*Guy goes in the back to look for the milk, but instead of looking for the milk, he peeks out the door to get short glimpses of Karen’s milk jugs*
*Guy starts touching himself, eventually unzipping his pants to start stroking his meat*
*Camera pans to Karen’s body, occasionally zooming in on Guy’s face and pp, because fuck you*
Karen, after busting through the door: “UHH HELLO? WHY ARE YOU TAKING SO LONG!?!?”
Guy, quickly grabbing a bag of frozen chicken nuggets to cover his junk: “Uhh ummm nothing! I’m just looking for your milk!”
Karen, while grabbing the back of nuggets: “THAT’S NOT MILK, THESE ARE NUGGETS YOU DUMBASS”
*The guy does a death grip on the bag, desperately trying to hide his junk*
*Karen pulls it hard enough to break the guy’s grip, exposing his hard cock*
*Karen does that trademark Brazzers shocked face. You know, the one everyone makes on PornHub ads. You know what the fuck I’m talking about*
Karen: “What the fuck???”
The guy: “No no no, it’s not what it looks like! Please don’t call my manager!”
*Karen walks away, but slips, and the guys penis magically slips inside of her*
*They start fucking*
*The porn ends with the manager walking in and saying “What the fuck???”*
Edit: if you make porn and are gonna use this can you just put my username somewhere in there please. It will be like the ultimate bragging right.