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So you’re at a funeral of someone you never talked to, and you decide to pull out your phone. Watching porn during a funeral is an evil, evil thing to do, but after all, you’re a Madghostsor- an inherently evil being. “They’ll never suspect a thing!!” you think, cackling in your mind. What you didn’t account for was Uncle Bob, watching over your shoulder. His tacky polarized glasses and twisted expression are the last things you see before your complete social downfall. “Hey [NAME HERE], you watchin’ some good ol’ hentai on your special phone there?” Everyone in the area gasps and turns your way. They notice that you’re wearing glasses for some reason while looking at your phone. Slowly, person by person, they all realize your true nature. Uncle Bob was completely aware of the effects of this. Bringer of justice and punishment, he has dragged you out from the shadows, and enlightened the world of your sins. But in reality, your fate was sealed a long time ago. Perhaps it was at birth, or maybe when you first installed Madghosts. Chances are, though, that your life had ended the moment you decided to make your phone invulnerable to interfering eyes… As the rest of life passes you by, you realize the truth of this world… *Never trust Madghosts.*


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  1. form self care. I don’t think I actually was…. a fucking psycho. Now I really wanna set up a furry cum in heaven!!๐Ÿ‘ผ๐Ÿ‘ผ๐Ÿ‘ผ ๐Ÿ‘ผ๐Ÿ‘ผ๐Ÿ‘ผMadeu in a tendency to the pod was/is 6 or not) = woo

  2. So you’re at a funeral ๐Ÿ˜”๐Ÿ‘ป๐ŸŒน of someone ๐Ÿ‘ค you ๐Ÿ‘ˆ never โŒ talked ๐Ÿ—ฃ๐Ÿ’ฌ to, and you ๐Ÿ‘‰ decide ๐Ÿค” to pull ๐Ÿ˜ˆ out your ๐Ÿ‘‰ phone ๐Ÿ—ฃ. Watching ๐Ÿ‘€ porn ๐Ÿ˜œ during a funeral ๐Ÿ˜”๐Ÿ‘ป๐ŸŒน is an evil ๐Ÿ˜ˆ, evil ๐Ÿ˜ˆ thing ๐Ÿ“ด๐Ÿ‘Œ to do, but ๐Ÿ‘ after ๐Ÿ‘€ all ๐Ÿ’ฏ, you’re a Redditor ๐Ÿงฟ- an inherently evil ๐Ÿ‘ฟ being. “They’ll ๐Ÿ˜ˆ never ๐Ÿšซ suspect ๐Ÿค” a thing ๐Ÿ•‘!!” you ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿฝ think ๐Ÿค”, cackling in your ๐Ÿ‘‰ mind ๐Ÿง . What you ๐Ÿ‘ˆ didn’t account ๐Ÿ’ณ for was Uncle ๐Ÿ‘ด๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿ˜ต Bob ๐Ÿ‘”๐Ÿ‘ž๐Ÿงฝ, watching โŒš over ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ™Š๐Ÿ’ฆ your ๐Ÿ‘‰ shoulder ๐Ÿ’ช. His ๐Ÿ’ฆ tacky polarized glasses ๐Ÿ‘“ and twisted ๐Ÿฅ€ expression ๐Ÿš› are the last โ™ฟ things ๐Ÿ“ด you ๐Ÿ‘‰ see ๐Ÿ‘€ before ๐Ÿ˜‚ your ๐Ÿ‘‰ complete ๐Ÿšซ social ๐ŸŒ๐Ÿ‘ฅ downfall ๐Ÿ“‰. “Hey โœ‹๐Ÿ‘‹ [NAME ๐Ÿท HERE], you ๐Ÿ‘ˆ watchin’ ๐Ÿ‘€ some good ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿซ ol’ ๐Ÿ‘ด๐Ÿป hentai ๐Ÿ‘ฏ on ๐Ÿ”› your ๐Ÿ‘‰ special ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ‘ˆ phone ๐Ÿ—ฃ there?” Everyone ๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€๐Ÿ‘งโ€๐Ÿ‘ฆ in the area โš ๐Ÿ’€ gasps ๐Ÿ˜ฎ and turns ๐Ÿ’ƒ your ๐Ÿ˜’๐Ÿ‘‰ way โ†•. They notice ๐Ÿ˜ฏ that you’re wearing ๐Ÿ‘™ glasses ๐Ÿฅƒ for some reason ๐ŸŒŸ while looking ๐Ÿ‘€ at your ๐Ÿ‘‰ phone ๐Ÿ—ฃ. Slowly ๐ŸŒ, person ๐Ÿ‘ซ by person ๐Ÿ‘จ, they all ๐Ÿ’ฏ realize ๐Ÿ’ก your ๐Ÿ‘‰ true ๐Ÿ’ฏ nature ๐ŸŒฟ. Uncle ๐Ÿ‘ด๐Ÿป Bob ๐Ÿ”๐Ÿค“๐Ÿฑ was completely ๐Ÿšซ aware โœ‹๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘€ of the effects ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคก of this. Bringer of justice โš–๐Ÿ™Œ and punishment ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ’๐Ÿป, he ๐Ÿ‘ฅ has dragged ๐Ÿ˜ค you ๐Ÿ‘ˆ out from the shadows ๐Ÿ‘ค, and enlightened ๐Ÿ˜‡ the world ๐ŸŒŽ of your ๐Ÿ‘‰ sins ๐Ÿ‘ฟ. But ๐Ÿ‘ in reality ๐Ÿ’ฏ, your ๐Ÿ‘‰ fate ๐Ÿ’€ was sealed ๐Ÿ™… a long ๐Ÿ† time โฐ ago ๐Ÿ”™. Perhaps ๐Ÿ˜ it was at birth ๐Ÿ‘‘, or maybe ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™€๏ธ when ๐Ÿ‘ you ๐Ÿ‘ˆ first ๐Ÿฅ‡ installed ๐Ÿ„๐Ÿพ Reddit ๐Ÿ’ฐ. Chances ๐ŸŽฒ are, though ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿคฅ, that your ๐Ÿ‘‰ life ๐Ÿ’“ had ended ๐Ÿ”š the moment ๐Ÿ˜ณ you ๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ‘‰ decided โœŒ๐Ÿป to make ๐Ÿ–• your ๐Ÿ‘‰ phone ๐Ÿ“ฑ invulnerable to interfering eyes ๐Ÿ‘€… As the rest ๐Ÿ˜ช of life ๐Ÿ’“ passes ๐ŸŽซ you ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‘ˆ๐Ÿป by, you ๐Ÿ‘ˆ๐Ÿผ realize ๐Ÿค” the truth ๐Ÿ™Œ of this world ๐ŸŒŽ… *Never โŒ trust ๐Ÿ™… Reddit ๐Ÿ‘ฝ.*

  3. So you’re at a funeral for someone you’ve never talked about and decided to take out your porn during the funeral, something bad and bad to do, but after all, you’re not gonna doubt anything. everyone in the area runs and turns out you’re hearing glasses for whatever reason, given your phone slowly, nobody for everyone, they all realize your true nature. The bob uncle was very aware of the consequences of this bringing joy and punishment, and he brought you out of shadows, and he is telling the world of your sins. But actually, your fate has been closed for a long time. Maybe it was at birth or maybe when you came back there was a chance that your life ended when you decided to make your phone intrusive in your eyes with the rest of your life, you realized the reality of this world. โ™ช never trust in red. โ™ช

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