Imagine you crush farting in front of you-

Yesterday I was on train, and a cute girl was sitting opposite to me. She was in 11th as well, so we shared our randi-ronas and bro- she was fkin sweettttt. I kinda started falling for her *(well yeah- it just takes me 4 hrs to fall for a totally unknown girl :face palm:)*

At abt 9 PM everyone slept but I didn’t coz idk…She was right in front of me, sleeping like a cute princess with her.. ahem.. butt hanging out of the seat for some reason, kinda aiming at my face- ehh

AND THEN- AT ABT 11PM, I heard a sound “poawrr”… and it was her… she farted… T\_TAt first I was like “eww” but then I thought abt it and came to a conclusion that it’s fine, just a human thing that everyone does, I may still simp on her\~\~

But just after I had this thought…. she did it again, and this time it went like “poawrowwbharrrrrrpowdrrr” T\_T
I was fuckin disgusted and decided that I’ll never simp on a girl now.. #BoysForTheWin

So Yeah… That’s how I became gay btw

PS : She’s Bangali


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