In the 1 in a million chance they’re reading this, I’d like to apologize to the young Italian tourists I met in Williamsburg in October of 2020.

I have to get this off my chest. I was very rude to three Italian tourists at Rocka Rolla in Williamsburg in October of 2020. It was a young straight couple and a third guy, all very attractive. My friends met you on the patio and I was inside getting absolutely hammered.

I somewhat remember talking to you, but I can only recount how my friend recalls the story. At some point during the night, I came out onto the patio and just started making vaguely Italian noises at you. You were apparently very uncomfortable but I did it anyway. I was shouting nonsense words at you like “spuzzitini” and “duttivenza” and at least one of you wanted to hit me.

One of you started yelling back at me in Italian and it started this sort of public argument. You were yelling in your native language, and by this point I was in full-on Peter Griffin mode, just repeating “boppity boopity?” over and over again. I know at least one person may have video taped our interaction.

I want you to know that I’m sorry. You guys have more to be proud of than just your food. You were guests in my country and I let you down. I still think about you all. I hope you come back to NYC one day when it’s safe enough.

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  1. I ๐Ÿ‘ have to get ๐Ÿ”Ÿ this off ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜‚ my chest ๐Ÿ“ฆ. I ๐Ÿ‘ was very ๐Ÿ‘Œ rude ๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ค๐Ÿ˜ฉ to three 3๏ธโƒฃ Italian ๐Ÿ‘Œ tourists โœˆ at Rocka Rolla in Williamsburg ๐ŸŒƒ in October ๐ŸŽƒ of 2020 ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿค”. It was a young ๐Ÿ‘ถ straight โŒ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿ“ couple ๐Ÿ‘ฐ and a third 3๏ธโƒฃ guy ๐Ÿ‘จ, all ๐Ÿ’ฏ very ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿป๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ” attractive ๐Ÿ˜. My friends ๐Ÿ‘ฌ met ๐Ÿ‘„ you ๐Ÿ‘ˆ on ๐Ÿ”› the patio ๐ŸŒž and I ๐Ÿ‘ was inside ๐Ÿ’  getting ๐Ÿ‰ absolutely ๐Ÿ˜ค hammered.

    I ๐Ÿ‘ฅ somewhat ๐Ÿ’ฉ remember ๐Ÿ’ญ talking ๐Ÿ—ฃ to you ๐Ÿ‘ˆ, but ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿค“ I ๐Ÿ‘ can only recount how my friend ๐Ÿ‘ซ recalls ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡น the story ๐Ÿ“š. At some point ๐Ÿ“๐Ÿ” during the night ๐ŸŒ™, I ๐Ÿ‘ came ๐Ÿ’ฆ out onto ๐Ÿฆ the patio ๐ŸŒž and just started ๐Ÿ’ข making ๐Ÿ–• vaguely ๐Ÿ˜•โ”โ“ Italian ๐Ÿ‘Œ noises ๐Ÿ”Š at you ๐Ÿ‘ˆ๐Ÿผ. You ๐Ÿ‘ˆ were apparently ๐Ÿ”Ž very ๐Ÿ‘Œ uncomfortable ๐Ÿ˜–๐Ÿ˜ฒ but ๐Ÿ‘ I ๐Ÿ‘ did it anyway ๐Ÿ”›. I ๐Ÿ‘ was shouting ๐Ÿ˜  nonsense ๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ™ƒ๐Ÿคช words ๐Ÿ““ at you ๐Ÿ‘ˆ like ๐Ÿ’– “spuzzitini” and “duttivenza” and at least โ— one ๐Ÿ˜ค of you ๐Ÿ‘ˆ wanted โš  to hit ๐Ÿคš๐Ÿ’ฅ me.

    One โ˜๐Ÿ‘‰ of you ๐Ÿ‘ˆ started ๐Ÿ’ข yelling ๐Ÿ—ฃ back โฌ… at me in Italian ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡น and it started ๐Ÿ†• this sort ๐Ÿ—ƒ๐Ÿ—‚ of public ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ˜ž๐Ÿ’ฆ argument ๐Ÿ—ฃ๐Ÿ˜ฌ. You ๐Ÿ‘ˆ๐Ÿšซ were yelling โ—ฝ in your ๐Ÿ‘‰ native ๐ŸŽ language โ‰๐Ÿ—ฃ๐Ÿ”, and by this point ๐Ÿˆฏ I ๐Ÿ‘ was in full-on Peter ๐Ÿ•Š Griffin ๐Ÿ…ฑ mode ๐ŸŒ, just repeating ๐Ÿ” “boppity ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿšฟ boopity?” over ๐Ÿ” and over ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ™Š๐Ÿ’ฆ again ๐Ÿ˜ฌ. I ๐Ÿ‘ know ๐Ÿ’ญ at least ๐Ÿ’ฏ one โ˜1๏ธโƒฃ person ๐Ÿ‘ซ may ๐Ÿ—“โ™€ have video ๐Ÿ“บ๐Ÿ“ผ taped our interaction ๐Ÿค.

    I โšก๐Ÿ‘ฅ want ๐Ÿ˜‹ you ๐Ÿ‘ˆ to know ๐Ÿค” that I’m ๐Ÿ’˜ sorry ๐Ÿ’”. You ๐Ÿ‘‰ guys ๐Ÿ‘ฆ have more to be proud ๐Ÿ˜Š of than just your ๐Ÿ‘ˆ food ๐ŸŸ๐Ÿ’’๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€๐Ÿ‘งโ€๐Ÿ‘ฆ. You ๐Ÿ‘ˆ were guests ๐ŸงŸโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐ŸงŸโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿง›โ€โ™‚๏ธ in my country ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿž๐ŸŒŽ and I ๐Ÿ‘ let ๐Ÿ™† you ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿป down โฌ‡. I ๐Ÿ‘ still ๐Ÿคž๐Ÿ™Œ think ๐Ÿ’ญ about โœจ๐Ÿ’ฆ you ๐Ÿ‘ˆ all ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ˜ซ. I ๐Ÿ‘ hope ๐Ÿ™ you ๐Ÿ‘ˆ come ๐Ÿ’ฆ back ๐Ÿ”™ to NYC ๐Ÿ—ฝ one โ˜ day ๐Ÿ“† when ๐Ÿ‘โฐ it’s safe ๐Ÿ”’ enough ๐Ÿ’ฆ.

  2. I have to get this off my chest. I was vewy wude to thwee Itawian touwists at Wocka Wowwa in Wiwwiamsbuwg in Octobew of 2020. It was a young stwaight coupwe and a thiwd guy, aww vewy attwactive. My fwiends met you on the patio and I was inside getting absowutewy hammewed.

    I somewhat wemembew tawking to you, but I can onwy wecount how my fwiend wecawws the stowy. At some point duwing the night, I came out onto the patio and just stawted making vaguewy Itawian noises at you. You wewe appawentwy vewy uncomfowtabwe but I did it anyway. I was shouting nonsense wowds at you wike “spuzzitini” and “duttivenza” and at weast one of you wanted to hit me.

    One of you stawted yewwing back at me in Itawian and it stawted this sowt of pubwic awgument. You wewe yewwing in youw native wanguage, and by this point I was in fuww-on Petew Gwiffin mode, just wepeating “boppity boopity?” ovew and ovew again. I know at weast one pewson may have video taped ouw intewaction.

    I want you to know that I’m sowwy. You guys have mowe to be pwoud of than just youw food. You wewe guests in my countwy and I wet you down. I stiww think about you aww. I hope you come back to NYC one day when it’s safe enough.

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