Infinite piss

Imagine rotting in a grave, a mushy puddle still somehow pissing the graveyard into a sterile urine swamp, eventually flooding the entire earth in your piss, killing everyone and everything, then adding so much mass, the moon crashes into the Earth, igniting your piss Earth on fire. Still, you piss, millions and billions of years after you’re gone, the Earth now eclipsing the sun and pulling the other planets out of orbit, some ejecting into space, others crashing into the sun or obliterated by the piss Earth. Unstable in orbit, the sun eventually crashes into Earth as well. Trillions of years pass, and the Earth is now massive enough to become a black hole. Your piss Earth rips a hole through the fabric of space time and creates an entirely new universe. Welcome to Nightvale


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