It’s been 7 months since I started using Linux, most specifically Mint, and all the result they promised me were evident: I was a lot faster in my computer, got promoted at work, my IQ increased in at least 1 digit, my wife started looking at me like a man, my erections lasted twice as long and everyone started to respect me, even if they didn’t even know what Mint is. However there was still some scepticism in my head, I refused to be an elitist because I couldn’t even understand what was happening in my body. That was until I discovered Arch. The level of trascendence that Arch made me reach was enough to see what Windows and Mac users were: NPCs with no place in the world, more than being pawns in the 3d chess that we, Linux users, are always playing. This coment was written from an interdimensional Gentoo system managed with the mind, so sorry if I get some spelling wrong.