Invest in soft toilet paper.
As the liberal communist left continues to suck the masculinity out of men, and promote a more weak and feminized version of what it means to be “man”, men’s assholes will naturally follow suit. They will become much more sensitive due to the feminization men will undergo, as well as all the pegging they will be receiving from the women they let control their lives like little bitches, thus as a result they will seek out softer toilet paper to accommodate their now weak and sensitive assholes.