Hello Reddit. A bit of a pickle here. I breed horses professionally. It is my dream job and I absolutely love rearing foals and colts. The problem is this: my stallion, Buttercup, mounted and fully penetrated my mare, Reeses, but evidently pulled out as he was climaxing. He has never done this in the five years I have owned him. Now, there was some semen splattered about and I became curious so I bent down and placed my tongue against the floors of the stable (they are cleaned regularly). Unfortunately, my wife caught me in the act. She is now threatening divorce but I was trying to explain to her that I was curious what the taste and texture would be like.
EDIT: The taste was mildly salty but a bit tangy, quite good actually. The texture was like regular semen, but a bit thicker.