John Lennon Biography

I wanna talk about something very important im seeing alot of john lennon hate recently on my timeline and yours by zoomers who dont know what’s up.

Well im about to change their minds right now with this biography. You guys better sit down and pay attention to what i have to say about this great man.

#DARK AND TWISTED ORIGINS
*Already going downhill*

>John lennon was born on October 9 Liverpool northern england 😱🇬🇧

But it gets worse

>he was fatherless😨

>he was motherless😰

>he went to art school🥶

>#HIS LIFE IS OVER😵🪦

And this little kid 👦🏻 HAD NOTHING GOING ON FOR HIM.

He was so screwed until…

#HE JOINED THE BIGGEST BAND IN WORLD HISTORY
*was in some band idk i dont have much info on this period*

>he found two bum ass losers (and ringo) to hijack their hard work🧑🏻🧒🏻👦🏻

>he gained alot of fame and money💵💵

>uh he released some music (i never really listened to it)❓

>( this is true) had gay sex orgys with members of the band and producers 👨🏻‍❤️‍💋‍👨🏼

#FIGHTING THE ALLEGATIONS
*Every artist has to go through them*

>he said he was bigger than jesus🧔🏻‍♀️

But actually if we look into the statistics of this, he technically was Bigger Than Jesus

>John Lennon – 1.79M👨‍👦

>Jesus – 1.67🧎🏾

Yes he was technically bigger than jesus. Next up:

>he beat his wife and abandoned his first son🤜🏻💥👩🏼‍🦳

Now this is a serious topic that is still being talked about today (mostly by people who don’t listen to john lennon)

Do i want to clarify, my opinion on this topic right now

#I DONT CARE!!!!!

#I DONT CARE!!!!!IT DOESNT MATTER

##LISTEN, IF YOU MAKE GOOD MUSIC, YOU CAN GET AWAY WITH ANYTHING. We’ve seen this so many time in history. So i want to apply this rule now.

#Accomplishments So Far
*Great man make great achievements*

>he made the worlds first shitpost ‘Own Right’📖

Very weird, i’ve read this recently actually. Its such a weird and useless book. It was such a waste of time and you gotta respect it

>Gave back his OBE Award (Personality offended the British government)🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

>Got addicted to heroin (based)💊💉

>got married to an asian woman (SCOREEEE!!!!!!) (this is the goal of every libertarian guy)🇯🇵🇯🇵🇯🇵🇯🇵🇯🇵

Things keep getting better and better for john lennon.

#The Beatles Break Up
*Lennon’s back notoriously hurts after carrying the beatles for 13 years*

>he casts off his hating ass friends (and ringo)🙎🏻‍♂️🙎🏻👦🏻

>free to create the world’s greatest art the world has ever seen🎨

>and can do as much heroin as he wants💉💉💉

>moves to the us of a (got that green card)🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

This enters his

#Crazy White Boy Era

>(this is true) defended saying the n word on Nacional tv (his black friends said he could)👨🏾

>met forrest gump🫂

>left his wife for a year (every man’s fantasy)❌🙋🏽‍♀️

>made 12 albums (only 4 were actual albums) (dedication to the grind) ⚙️⚙️

Sadly…

#HUNTED LIKE A DOG BY THE CIA
*the us government couldn’t handle the banter*

All good things have to come to an end

>oct 10th 1980📆

>john lennon was killed by CIA agent Stephen King (i hate this guy so much may he rest in hell. I hate him so much)🤡📖🔫

#Conclusion

#JOHN LENNON IS AWESOME AND WHOEVER SAYS OTHERWISE IS *STUPID*

Thank you very much for reading

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