Kaguya from Touhou 8 Imperishable Night fucking sucks

” How is it even possible to even like Kaguya, like you have hundreds of girls to pick from, and you choose fucking Kaguya? Like, what the actual hell? Kaguya has one of the most basic ass designs I’ve ever seen on a fictional character, especially when compared to others such as Chimata, Tenshi, Hectia, Clownpiece and Parsee. Not only that, but she has a blank ass personality and appeared in only a **single fucking game.** But also, she piggybacks off of Eirin’s popularity, as well as Mokou’s which is one of the few reasons people like her. It’s honestly astounding people still like her, and no, having a good theme doesn’t excuse the fact she’s as stale of a character as white bread. But people also call her cute? How? Have you seen her character portrait in the game? I honestly would be shocked if someone were to explain to me how someone could like Kaguya. She is one of, if not the most overrated character in the entire Touhou franchise and maybe even video games as a genre (this also applies to Cirno.) Anytime I read or hear someone mention how “great of a character, Kaguya is” I can’t tell if they’re being sarcastic or are mentally handicapped. She has an astoundingly boring backstory, basically just Eirin’s just more boring because Kaguya is involved in it. She’s just so **GODDAMN BORING!** Basic ass long hair and dress, ZUN didn’t even do anything special with it, it’s just a dress. When she’s being compared to other characters from the franchise. She only fits in because she was in one of the mainline games, and as I said before, she is painfully boring when compared to the others because of the reasons I just stated. If you like Kaguya: please stay 20 miles (32.19 km) away from me at all times. I would be astounded if someone actually gave me a solid reason to like Kaguya. Because as far as I know no one has any, and I doubt there are any.” — A Touhou Project Fan.

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