L + plundered + no wenches

L + plundered + no wenches + marooned + you have scurvy + landlubber + walk the plank + the crew watches Markbeard now + young captain better + all hands on deck + yer with the Royal Navy + you’ve rats in your rations + our cannons will rip ye to shred + ye crew mutinied + cheap rum + you have no booty + scuttled + mutinous crew + no cannons + small ship + no parrot + you have no treasure maps + polly want a cracker + 0 doubloons + barnacles on the bottom of your boat + shit sails + good teeth + no eyepatch + no peg leg + no hook + ye too smart + ye still got tricked by blackbeard + bad captain + me mother had a better ship + damaged boat + small crew + bad quartermaster + good hygiene + capsized boat + ye be stranded + unstable crows nest + moldy food + ye abandoned yer wife + ye’ll be hung by the crown soon + yer stolen ships location be:

Caribbean Sea, 20 degrees North, 80 degrees West
Ship Name: “The Angel’s Fist”, Three-master, 28 cannons
Flying the Spanish Flag, 5 knots if the wind be right

#plundered #wenches

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