We were wrapping up a brony convention and that’s when I saw it. A female. An actual live female with boobs and a vagina.
I tipped my fedora to her and said “m’lady do you like my mountain dew shirt and what is your favorite character?”. She looked at me confused and told me that I have terrible body odor and that she just works at the rented location and that she is just there to make sure everyone leaves.
I then tip my fedora again and while doing so I leave orange marks on the fedora because of all the Doritos I was eating and then say to her “m’lady most men are jerks, I’m a nice guy. I will treat you nice if you have sex with me”. She is clearly disgusted by this so she yells no and leaves quickly. As she’s leaving I yell “you fucking whore!”.
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