MARIO GOT NO BITCHES AND HERES WHY

Man fuck Mario he so Italian pasta fat rolls he gets no bitches and it’s evident because whenever that fucker saves a princess all he gets is a peckish kiss and no pussy or titties meanwhile sonic has peoples eyes going love heart front and centre goes to show who has the balls to get tail so mario keep your tiny itallian dicklet in you fucking ordinary plumber ass overalls and leave the sexy bitches to the hottest and fastest thing alive sonic the Mo fucking hedgehog he already has eggman tied up in the mega gay zone and guess what mario hes cumming on both you and your brothers crushes he already took their virginity before you could even get the chance sorry Mario You GOOMBA but sonic here has one thng to say YOU’RE TOO SLOW AND NOW THE MUSHROOM KINGDOMS BITCHES ARE MINE

#MARIO #BITCHES #HERES

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