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– What makes me a good Demoman? If I were a bad Demoman, I wouldn’t be sittin’ here, discussin’ it with ya, now would I?
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– LEEEET’S DO IT!
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– Not one of ya is gonna survive this!
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– One crossed wire, one wayward pinch of potassium chlorate, one errant twitch, and kablooie!
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*ng-aah*
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– I got a manky eye. I’m a black, Scottish cyclops! They’ve got more **** than they got the likes of me. So! T’all you fine dandies so proud, so cock-sure, prancin’ aboot with your heads full of eyeballs! Come and get me, I say! I’ll be waiting on ya with a whiff of the ‘ol brimstone. I’m a grim bloody fable with an unhappy bloody end!
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*whaa-ha-ha-haa*
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-Oh, they’re going to have to glue you back together… in hell!
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