metal penis

They tried to circumcise me, but my foreskin just got stronger again. Since then, I have been circumcised every 6 months. My foreskin is now stronger than steel. Whenever I am in danger, I put it on my body as an outer layer. It is completely bulletproof, flame retardant, waterproof, and extremely lightweight. I have plans to sell it as a very rare and very resistant material and make millions. Bridges will be made from foreskin beams and police units will wear foreskin vests. I will live in my foreskin house and bathe in my wealth. I am the foreskin man.

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