Monsoon’s origin story from metal gear rising

Do you know why I got my cyborg body? One Sunday in church, my mom was mad that I wasn’t paying attention to the pastor. So I got off my ipad and actually listened. This motherfucker deadass said “Jesus is among us”. I tried to hold back my tears but then he said “Jesus would fill me with his love.” I screamed, laughed and farted at the same time. My mom promptly took me to the parking lot and filled my body with eight rounds of buckshot. My body was augmented after the incident. It was Jesus that turned me into this magnetic memelord, Jack!

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