Mr Stark..
This Sunday, the postman is going to deliver a
package to my appartment. Don’t let my Aunt see it.
Dispose of it immediately. It’s a realistic latex sex doll
in the shape of a 50 year old woman. A MILF, Mr.
Stark. Yes, I couldn’t resist the mommy. I craved and I
coveted and I yearned. That wave of unsolved
christmas-cake abductions 10 months ago here in
New York? That was me, your little Pete. But I’ve
changed my ways. I’ve changed, and you can too.
Recently, I felt that evil fire rekindle deep inside me. I
feared of relapsing so I ordered the doll to quench
those urges without hurting another soul. They are
made in Japan by master craftsmen and modeled
after real oba-sans. The shipping alone is over 2,000
dollars, Mr. Stark. I emptied my college scholarship for
that doll, Mr Stark.
Forgive me, Mr-