My boyfriend won’t stop making Minecraft villager noises

Title is essentially the TLDR.

Now I know how people feel when they post stories that literally sound unbelievable.

I’ve (25F) been playing Minecraft since I was a kid, and recently I got my boyfriend (28M) to start playing it too. He loves the game, and in particular he finds the villagers to be super funny. I get it, they’re dumb looking and they sound hilarious. A few weeks ago when we were playing, he started making villager noises, and at first it was really funny. He’d do it occasionally as a joke when we encountered villagers, he said he was “communicating with them”.

But recently it’s been getting worse. He started making the villager noises all the time. Not just when playing Minecraft, in real life too. When he’s in the kitchen getting food from the fridge, he goes “heeermmm huauugh”. Like the fucking villagers. It’s like his default idle noise now and it’s slowly driving me insane. It’s no longer a joke. I don’t think he can stop. He ACKNOWLEDGES it’s a problem.

I don’t know what the fuck to do. It would honestly be fine if he just did it in private but now he’s started doing it in public and PEOPLE NOTICE. I have to be on some kind of gameshow or prank YouTube channel because this cannot be real. How do I get him to stop???

Proof because my life is a joke.


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