My Little Brother made a Hog Rider Poem (from r/ClashRoyale)

My friend Hog Rider

Sprinting through the breeze

Gracefully jumping the river

Singing with the trees

Hog rider, giant iron hammer

The lad, with all that glamour

Leaping up and over the bridge

Getting past by just a smidge

He really is my destruction provider

As he rides and yells “HOG RIDER”


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