My penis has aimbot

My penis has aimbot, I’m not joking. It’s actually kinda worrying. I think of a place to nut and my penis just shoots in that direction, I can go up to 10m. I have a pretty hard rocket tip I’d say. I can even curve it around corners. I discovered this in school when I was being chased by bullies and I turned a corner, tripped and instantly came thinking of where they were; to my surprise it curved around the corner of the wall and hit one right in the face like a flashbang! I was took back completely. Since I found this out I have been training this skill to hone it, I believe I can weaponize my penis fully I may go into personal security or professional fighting like MMA with my skill. I’m not sure what to do but I do know I’m writing a biography about my penis.

#penis #aimbot

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