My teacher has -9999999999999999 social credit πŸ˜³πŸ˜πŸ˜ΉπŸ‘ŽπŸ€¦β€β™‚οΈπŸ—£πŸ™„πŸ˜±

Today in history (I usually skip it because it is boring and I moderate the roblox hacking discord server or browse r/holup, way more pog than world war 11) my history teacher said we would be learning about China! I quickly got out my of seat and yelled β€œJOHN XIAN IS SO WHOLESOME!!” And my friend Pablo (aka DarkShadowKid~*) stood up and yelled β€œ+5 SOCIAL CREDIT”. I quickly pulled up my iPhone 8 and played the red sun in the sky song. But my fr*cking teacher took my phone 😐😐😑🀬!! -8 social credit, so not pog. If my teacher was in my discord server I would demote him to muted and probably would kick him πŸ€£πŸ˜πŸ˜ΉπŸ‘ŽπŸ‘πŸ‘„πŸ‘! Me and my friend sat down in rage as our teacher started out lesson. Then when I looked up at the project I almost lost my shit…IT SAID 1989!! NOTHING. HAPPENED. IN. 1989. πŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ€¬πŸ€¬πŸ˜‘πŸ–•πŸ–•πŸ˜‘πŸ€¬πŸ™„πŸ™„πŸ™„πŸ˜¬πŸ˜¬πŸ˜‘πŸ˜¬πŸ˜. I quickly got up and said to my teacher β€œYOU HAVE -9999999999999999” and pulled out my sks. I nodded to my friend Pablo and he stood up and took out his M1911 and said β€œYOUR EXECUTION DATE IS TODAY, NOT POG” we opened fire, blood sprayed and flies and went all over the wall. His head hit his keyboard and the sound reminded me of the vine boom sound effect 😹😳. The fake baby yodas started screaming and going everywhere. I am currently in a holding cell typing this with a slim Jim 😹😹😹😹😹😹

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  1. Today πŸ“… in history 🚫 (I πŸ‘₯ usually 😌 skip πŸƒπŸΏ it because it is boring πŸ˜‚πŸ˜΄πŸš« and I πŸ‘ moderate 😬 the roblox πŸ˜«πŸ€– hacking πŸ‘¨β€πŸ’» discord πŸ”₯ server πŸ’ or browse πŸ–₯ r/holup, way ↕ more pog than world 🌎 war βš” 11 πŸ˜ΌπŸ‘ŒπŸ’₯) my history πŸ“‚πŸ“œπŸ“š teacher πŸ‘©β€πŸ« said πŸ—£ we would be learning πŸ’­πŸŽ“πŸ“— about πŸ’¦πŸŽ© China πŸ‡¨πŸ‡³! I πŸ‘₯ quickly πŸƒ got 🍸 out my of seat πŸ’ΊπŸ’© and yelled πŸ—£ β€œJOHN XIAN IS SO WHOLESOME!!” And my friend πŸ‘« Pablo βœ΄πŸ‘¨β€πŸ‘©β€πŸ‘§β€πŸ‘¦πŸ™‡πŸΎβ€β™€οΈ (aka πŸ˜‡ DarkShadowKid~*) stood 🚢 up ☝🏼 and yelled πŸ—£ β€œ+5 SOCIAL πŸ“– CREDIT”. I πŸ‘₯ quickly πŸƒβ©β— pulled 😈 up ⬆ my iPhone πŸ“± 8 πŸ‘Š and played 🎲 the red πŸ”΄ sun β˜€ in the sky 🌌 song 🎢. But πŸ‘ my fr*cking teacher πŸ«πŸ’€πŸŒŠ took πŸ‘« my phone πŸ“± 😐😐😑🀬!! -8 πŸ‘Š social πŸ“– credit 🎫, so not pog. If my teacher 🏫 was in my discord 😑 server πŸ’ I πŸ‘ would demote him πŸ‘΄ to muted 😢 and probably 😻 would kick πŸ‘žπŸ‘’πŸ‘Ÿ him πŸ‘΄ πŸ€£πŸ˜πŸ˜ΉπŸ‘ŽπŸ‘πŸ‘„πŸ‘! Me and my friend πŸ‘« sat 🚽 down ⬇ in rage 😑 as our teacher πŸ«πŸ’€πŸŒŠ started πŸ’’ out lesson πŸŽ“. Then when πŸ‘ I πŸ‘ looked πŸ‘€πŸ‘… up ☝ at the project πŸ‘· I πŸ‘ almost πŸ’Έ lost πŸ’Έ my shit…IT SAID πŸ’¬πŸ‘±πŸΏπŸ’¦ 1989 πŸ”«!! NOTHING 🚫. HAPPENED πŸ‘‰. IN. 1989 πŸ”«. πŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ€¬πŸ€¬πŸ˜‘πŸ–•πŸ–•πŸ˜‘πŸ€¬πŸ™„πŸ™„πŸ™„πŸ˜¬πŸ˜¬πŸ˜‘πŸ˜¬πŸ˜. I πŸ‘ quickly πŸƒπŸ»πŸ’¨ got 🍸 up ⬆ and said πŸ’¬ to my teacher πŸ‘©β€πŸ« β€œYOU HAVE -9999999999999999” and pulled 😈 out my sks. I πŸ‘ nodded 😌 to my friend πŸ‘¬ Pablo βœ΄πŸ‘¨β€πŸ‘©β€πŸ‘§β€πŸ‘¦πŸ™‡πŸΎβ€β™€οΈ and he πŸ‘¨ stood 😀😬 up β˜πŸ™ŒπŸ˜Ž and took πŸ‘« out his πŸ’¦ M1911 and said πŸ’¬ β€œYOUR EXECUTION 😡πŸ”ͺ DATE πŸ“†πŸ…° IS TODAY πŸ“…, NOT POG” we opened πŸ‘ fire πŸ”₯, blood πŸ’‰ sprayed 🎨 and flies 🐦 and went πŸ’¨ all πŸ’― over πŸ˜³πŸ™ŠπŸ’¦ the wall 🧱🎢🎡. His πŸ‘‹ head πŸ’† hit πŸ‘ŠπŸ’₯ his πŸ‘‹ keyboard βŒ¨πŸ‘ΆπŸ’£ and the sound πŸ‘‚πŸ» reminded πŸ“£ me of the vine πŸƒ boom πŸ’₯ sound πŸ”Š effect πŸ’€ 😹😳. The fake πŸ‘» baby 🍼 yodas started πŸ’’ screaming 😱 and going πŸ‘‰πŸΌ everywhere 🌎. I πŸ‘ am currently ⌚ in a holding πŸ™…πŸ‘«βœ‹ cell πŸ“± typing πŸ’» this with a slim 🍌 Jim πŸ’β€β™‚οΈπŸŒ 😹😹😹😹😹😹

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