My tenants keep fucking pigeons

Okay so basically I (28fb) own this apartment building in downtown detroit (michigan). A few days ago a flock of pigeons flew in and I guess kept shitting on one of my tenants balcony. Well I’m drinking my morning coffee and I look out the window to see him beating off to his neighbour fucking a pigeon. I’m incredibly confused, as soon after I saw his daughter grab a pigeon.

What’s the appropriate response? Do i mark up their rent? Do I kick them out? Or do I just fuck a pigeon and find out. Help!!

#tenants #fucking #pigeons

What do you think?

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