my thoughts on the gargoyles from blood (1997)

i need to vent about this somewhere but idk where. hopefully r/copypasta will understand.

you know blood, that old fps game from 1997 that was hard as balls but extremely satisfying and fun and full of personality and humor? well there is a specific enemy that pisses me the fuck off to my absolute limit. no, it’s not the cultists. those guys rock. i’m talking about those troglodyte fucking GARGOYLES THAT PISS AND SHIT ALL OVER THE PLACE IN THE AIR!!!!

FUCK GARGOYLES. FUCK THESE HELLPIGEONS WITH A GODDAMN ICEPICK. WATCH THEM FLY AROUND THE AIR AT MACH 5 AND NOT ONCE ACTUALLY DO ANYTHING. perhaps once in a blue moon they’ll come down to throw stuff at you BUT THEN 80% OF THE TIME THEY JUST FLY IN THE AIR SCREAMING.

DON’T GET ME STARTED ON THEIR SCREAMS. DON’T GET ME STARTED ON THEIR FUCKING SCREAMS. AH YES, I LOVE IT WHEN MY EARDRUMS ARE BLASTED BY A CACAPHONY OF DYING YOKO ONOS. I LOVE HEARING COMPRESSED ROARS SAMPLED FROM THE “WORST DINOSAUR IMPRESSION” COMPETITION. DEFINITELY LOVE HEARING THAT.

ok, well the screams stop if you kill them, right? well FAT FUCKING CHANCE!!!! go ahead. go ahead and fucking TRY to hit them while they’re having a FUCKING SEIZURE IN THE AIR!! YOU’LL GO THROUGH ALL OF YOUR FUCKING AMMO AND THEN YOU’LL STILL HAVE TO HEAR THAT GODLESS FUCKING *AAAWWRROOOOOOOGGHH!!!!! AAAAWWWWRRROOOOOHHHHG!!!!!!!*

FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU

THEY’RE WORSE THAN THE FUCKING GARGOYLES FROM DISNEY’S HUNCHBACK OF NOTRE DAME. I HAVE NO OTHER WORDS THEY’RE THAT FUCKING PATHETIC

#thoughts #gargoyles #blood

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