My tinder opening line.

Damn. I’ve just come out of the among us movie. That. Was. Insane. Basically if you don’t mind spoilers – you are lead to believe red is the imposter… however if you are a keen Madghostsor (le me) you will cotton on to the fact that red has undiagnosed Tourette’s which cause him to shout out ‘sussy’ phrases such as “Dudeee I might just vent and get youuu, “ however we discover he was totally innocent ( which any Madghostsor would already know) when purple reveals his master plan, he swapped out redds medication so that his tics would get worse and he would act more sussy.. this is the biggest twist since Spider-Man 2. Anyway how’s your night.

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  1. site map i just got from us and movies. Name * it was crazy. If you don’t worry about spoilers, you’ll believe the red one. However, if there is a passionate leedidor (me), the red statement “sense” “Durley lee kould just wind anded gats yu woo woo woo woo woo woo, “but we found that it is completely uncertain (all redditor not known) when violet revealed its master plan, it exchanged the drug to make its C’rsion. 2. Specification anyway, at night.

  2. STOP POSTING ABOUT AMONGUS I’M
    TIRED OF SEEING IT my friends on Tik Tok send me memes
    on Discord it’s fucking memes I was in a server, right,
    and AAALLL of the channels were just Among Us stuff. I
    showed my champion underwear to my girlfriend and the
    logo I flipped it and went “Hey babe, when the underwear
    sus” HAHA DING DING DING DING DING DING DING *breathes*
    DINGDINGDING. I looked at a trashcan and went “that’s a
    bit sussie” I look at my penis I think of the astronaut’s
    helmet and I go “penis more like pen-SUS” *breathes*
    AAAAAAAHHHHHH

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