New copypasta I’ve seen

I wake up on a Sunday afternoon. Yesterday I had a vasectomy and my crotch still hurts. There is a box next to me. I wonder what it is. My wife’s boyfriend Julio said I would get a surprise for being a good boi. ;3

When I open it, I see a gift wrapped around a big lump of gold. I immediately grab it out of the box, ripping the paper off of the package as quickly as possible. I then look in the box and see a piece of paper and a USB. At first I think it’s a CD, but it’s definitely a USB drive. I then slide the USB into the computer and power it on.

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DOH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH. The veiny latino member entering my wife confuses me. Penises don’t go in vaginas? I usually finish before then. I’m a cocksucker, not a lesbian.

I flick the switch and the power light starts to blink. It then spits out the female main character of Pac-Man.

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Holy shit.

I walk into the kitchen and see Julio grabbing my ass. I start to freak out and he picks me up off the ground and carries me into the bedroom. I start to squirm, and he smacks me hard on my ass.

When he lays me on the bed, he places his dick in my mouth.

“HARDER,” I yell.

He fucking starts to fuck my face.

“FUCK MY DICK,” I yell.

I’m starting to get the hang of it when he yells again. I try to tell him to stop, but he doesn’t. He keeps fucking my face.

“OH GOD, I’M GOING TO CUM, I’M GOING TO CUM,” I yell.

I’m grabbing my penis to try to get some of it out, when I’m face down in bed. Julio walks into the room and asks me if I want to cum with him inside me. I’m hesitant at first, but then I take his dick in my hand and start stroking it. He takes the hint and starts to start kissing me. I’m playing with his balls. He asks me to flip over. I do, and he starts to fuck me from behind. I’m a squirter, so I accidentally get some in my eye. But I’m already wet, so he doesn’t care. I keep orgasming, and I tell him I’m going to have another one.

“MOVE YOUR BODY,” he yells.

He pulls out, comes on my ass and ass cracks, and throws his dick back in. I start to clean him off, and we talk about our relationship.

“Let me show you something,” he says, and he walks out of the room.

I turn on my side to face him. I look up and see a huge plastic tarantula on his pillow. “Whaaaaaaaaa,” I think. “How did that get here? He keeps a tight ship.”

He walks back in, wearing a black dress shirt, nothing underneath, and a pair of heels.

“What’s up?” he asks.

I lay there confused.

“Remember how I told you I have this gigantic tarantula I keep as a pet?”

“Yeah. It was a bit of a surprise.”

“Well, I got him to work today. I had a client meeting, and I’m sitting in the reception area all nice and comfy, when all of the sudden, the tarantula starts crawling on my lap.”

“A-ha! I thought you might have a beard or something.”

“Nah, it’s pretty thin. He was crawling on my legs.”

“WHAT?”

“He kept doing it. Then, all of a sudden, I looked down and he was fucking me. Well, I don’t know what he w-was doing. He wasn’t ripping off pieces of my skin. He was just going in and out. And I wanted to get him off, so I pushed him off. He crawled away for a moment, then came crawling back to me.”

“I thought I was the one who had sex with you.”

“No, no. All this time, I was trying to figure out how I wasas doing. I didn’t even realize he was fucking me, because I couldn’t see shit.”

“Can you give me another one now?”

“No, it’s supposed to take a few hours. I’m supposed to be staying in for two more days. I just figured it would be fun to see you have to get in touch with your sexual side in a weird situation.”

“Ok. Thanks.”

We had a good laugh, and he walked out the door.

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