NOBODY CARES ABOUT YOU NOT MASTURBATING, NEXT MONTH

First of all, you’re lying. You fap every goddamn day, any month of the year.

And the thing is, the memes are stupid. How the fuck did this bullshit even start? It’s just WEIRD. Every goddamn year now, I get a little taste of how asexual people must feel, hearing about sex all the time.

I mean, I’m a randy, horny bastard, but there is just a fucking limit to how many times I can hear about fapping. Or, rather, not fapping.

Be an adult, please. Don’t participate in this no-fap shit. Or, at the very least, don’t fucking talk about it. You’re boring everyone else. Think about it rationally for a second: can you really expect anyone to TRULY be interested in hearing about how you’re not jerking your meat?


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