I mean like we’re talking a big ol’ log. A real nasty behemoth. A brown-and-green sticky pile of the worst thing that can come out of a human being, if you will. Perhaps a fat fucking monster full of juicy slime. In theory, a smelly corpse home to a variety of maggots. My wife (who is a doctor, by the way) reckons this gruesome turd would contain enough acidic liquids from the tacos on Thursday for it to melt right into Thatcher’s rotting flesh.
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